Thursday, February 07, 2008

Why My Pants Don't Fit

(One reason, anyway)

I had to scrounge up some lunch today. No ready to eat leftovers, didn't feel like ramen, no time to cook from scratch. But, I'm eating right now. What could it be?



It's the Funky Muffin's Famous Low Life Expectancy Bean Bowl, featuring:
1 can Bush's Baked Beans (Onion Flavored)
2 freezer hot dogs (of mysterious origin)
Remainder of Funky Muffin's Famous Quickmake Chipotle Burrito Filling (for a bit of kick/because there's not enough left for another burrito)
Remainder of Sharp Cheddar bits (for use in aforementioned burritos)



The verdict?
Adequate. The spice from the burrito filling is more than welcome, and the sharp cheddar feels at home with the beans and franks. It's ten times better than eating plain baked beans, yet falls so terribly short of other high cholesterol meat-bowl meals, like Hamburger Helper.



God help Dark Mistress Hawthorne.




(ps. The Sneeze and Achewood are particularly tasty today as well)

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